What do you call a dinosaur who knows the English language really well?
A thesaurus!!
A baboon, a monkey, and a chicken were under an umbrella.
Which one got wet?
None of them, it wasn’t raining!!
What is a cow’s favorite holiday?
Moo Years Day!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you love me?
What is gray and has a trunk?
A mouse on vacation!!
Why aren’t ghosts good at telling lies?
Because you can see right through them!!!
