When is a basketball player like a baby?
When he dribbles!!
What did Rudolph get Santa for Christmas?
Some Ho Ho’s!!
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Well sit there and don’t stir!!
Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!
What is stronger than the ocean and the sand put together?
A muscle!!!
