Why did the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)
It has a mouth but can’t eat. What is it?
A river!
What do you call moose with a wig?
A woose!
Why should a banana put lotion on?
So its skin doesn’t peel!
What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?
Dinosnore!
Why aren’t animals allowed to take tests?
Too many cheetahs!!!!!!!!!
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