Doctor, doctor, I feel like a spoon!
Well sit there and don’t stir!!
Knock,Knock
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ round the mountain when she comes!
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second hand shop!!
What is stronger than the ocean and the sand put together?
A muscle!!!
Son asked, “Mommy, does God use our bathroom?”
Mother replied, “No, darling. Why did you ask that?”
“Well, every morning Daddy bangs on the bathroom door and says, ‘Oh God! Are you still in there?'”
What is a ghost’s favorite kind of gum?
BOO-BBLE GUM!!
