What goes in cars but comes out of people?
Gas!!
What happens to a egg when it laughs?
It cracks up!!
Why did Mickey go to outer space?
To see Pluto.
Why did the lion eat the girl standing on a wire?
Because he wanted a well balanced meal!
Why was the cop in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!!
