Why was the cop in bed?
Because he was an undercover cop.
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a caterpillar?
A walkie talkie!!
Why do you not bring Pokemon in the bathroom with you?
Because it might Pekachu!
Two flies are on a porch, which one is the actor?
The one on the screen!
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!!!
What do you call a girl that stands between two goalposts?
Annette! ( a net)
