What has eighteen legs and catches flies?
A baseball team!!
Why do brides always cry at weddings?
Because they never marry the best man!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeycomb.
Honeycomb who?
Honeycomb your hair!!
What song does Dracula hate?
“You are my sunshine!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Police (please) let me in it’s freezing out here!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between an old quarter and a new penny?
24 cents!!
