Where is Count Dracula’s Office?
The Vampire State Building!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash!
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!!!
What do you get if you cross an owl and a skunk?
A bird that stinks but doesn’t give a hoot!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Your welcome!! (thank you)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice kids!!! (just us kids)
A duck waddles into a drugstore to buy some lip balm.
The cashier asks the duck, ” Cash or charge?”
The duck says, ” Just put it on my bill!!!”
