Why does Saturn have rings?
Because it got married!!!
Why did the leopard decide not to escape from the zoo?
Because he knew he would be spotted!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the kleenex box say to the kleenex?
Don’t get snotty with me!!!!!
When is the cheapest time to call someone long distance?
When they are not HOME!
What do sharks eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!!!
