What has four legs but can’t walk?
A chair!
How do you make an eggroll?
You Push it!
What did the girl say when she lost her puppy?
Doggone!
Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What gives milk and has two wheels?
A cow on a motorcycle?
Why don’t mice take ballet lessons?
Because they are just tutu small!
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