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From Kaitlyn Rae M., age 8, Fort Worth, TX

What do sharks eat for dinner?

Fish and ships!!!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Elizabeth, Marian, and John W., age 16, London, England

Why was Cinderella bad at softball?

Because she ran away from the ball!!!
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Filed Under: Baseball

From Becca and Chritian, age 17, China

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho Cheese (Not your cheese)
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Filed Under: Food

From Agustina K., age 10, Orlando, FL

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?

Abby birthday to you!!!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Olivia & Callum, age 7, Brisbane, Australia

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?

Andy bit me again!
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Filed Under: Bug, Knock Knock

From Makenzie, age 6, Texas

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lion!
Lion who?

Lion on your doorstep, open up!!
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Filed Under: Animal, Knock Knock

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