What did the kleenex box say to the kleenex?
Don’t get snotty with me!!!!!
When is the cheapest time to call someone long distance?
When they are not HOME!
What do sharks eat for dinner?
Fish and ships!!!
Why was Cinderella bad at softball?
Because she ran away from the ball!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy bit me again!
