What kind of dog likes baths?
A shampoodle.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!
What do you call a dog called Bob?
Bob!
Where do you put your dog when you bring him downtown?
In a barking lot!!!
What did the dog pick up at the counter?
A hot-dog!
Why do dogs stay in the shade?
Because if they stay in the sun they would become “hot dogs”!
