Where would you find a cat with no legs?
Exactly where you left it!!!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
What kind of car does Minnie have?
A Minnie van!
What’s more amazing than a talking dog?
A spelling bee!!
What kind of dog likes baths?
A shampoodle.
What do you call a great dog detective?
Sherlock Bones!
