How does a dog stop a VCR?
He presses the “paws” button!
What was the tallest mountain before Mt. Everest was discovered?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn’t discovered yet!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!!!
What do you get when you add the circumference of a pumpkin and its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
You butter stop it! (better)
Why did the stupid racer stop 20 times durirng the race?
To ask for directions !! (get it the track is round)
