Why did the dog chase after the skeleton?
He wanted a large bone!
Why can’t a Dalmatian puppy hide from her mom?
Because he’s already been spotted!
Why did the dog chew his paw?
To get to the bone!
How does a dog stop a VCR?
He presses the “paws” button!
What is a polygon?
A dead parrot!!!
What do you get when you add the circumference of a pumpkin and its diameter?
Pumpkin pi!!!!
