What did Tenna-see? (Tennessee)
The same thing Arkan-saw! (Arkansas)
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was trying to find Pooh!!!
Knock, knock.
Who’ there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody but me!!!
What did the bull do to the cow?
He bullied it because it was a cow-ard!!!
Knock, knock.
Whose there?
Boo.
Boo Who?
Why are you so sad? It’s only a joke!!
Why did the dog eat fertilizer?
To grow up!!!
