Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Do you need to ketchup on your homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there ?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wouldn’t you like to know!!!
Why did the cow cross the road?
So he could go the the MOO-vies!
Why did 7 ran away from 8?
Because 7,8,9
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
SepTEMBER!!!
What is round as a biscuit and deep as a cup and not even the Alantic can fill it up?
A tea strainer.
