Why couldn’t the Pilgrims on the Mayflower play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck!
What’s in the middle of the ocean?
Letter E!
What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
A black-eyed susan!
Who is the most colorful rapper ?
Eminem!
How is a flee different than an elephant?
An elephant can have flees but a flee can’t have elephants!
Why does the hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn’t know the words to the song?
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