There were a nickel and a dime rolling on a bridge. The nickel fell off. Why?
Because the dime had more sense! (cents! hahaha!!!)
Why did the man throw the clock out the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
What did the dancer do when she hurt her foot?
She called a toe truck.
Why was the ball dribbling?
You’d dribble too if your head was bouncing off the floor!!
How do you get a Kleenex to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
