Why did the football couch go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
Who can jump higher then a skyscraper?
Nobody, because skyscrapers can’t jump!
What did the doctor say to the mother who entered the doctor’s office yelling:
“Doctor! Doctor! My baby swallowed a roll of film! What should I do?”
“Hmmm! Let’s hope nothing develops!”
What did the plug say to the wall?
Sock it to me baby!
Why did the policeman have a blanket over himself?
He was working undercover!
What’s black, white and red all over?
A newspaper!
