How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!!
What happened to jigglypuff when it said its own name?
It jiggled!
A man was driving down the highway and he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman said “You were driving 85 miles per hour”.
“Don’t be ridiculous” the man said, “I’ve only been driving twenty minutes”!
How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
You Poke’mon!
Why is the human body like a jail?
It’s made of cells!
What would a “Klingon” do when he fell of a cliff?
If he saw a branch, he would klingon tight!
