Why do you always have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to you!
Why did the class clown spend the whole night crawling around the playground?
Because he lost his marbles.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
The flames were intense (in tents)!
Why does a traffic light turn red?
Wouldn’t you if you had to change in front of everybody!
How do you know the history teacher is popular?
Because he has so many dates!
Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
To draw the curtains!
