Pearl: When the clock struck 12 last night, I said to myself, “Pearl, everything is coming your way!”
Earl: That’s a great way to start the New Year! What did you do after that?
Pearl: I quickly pulled into the correct lane!
Can a widowers husband marry his wife?
No, he is dead!
What do baby computers call their dads?
Data!
Jimmy, how do you like school?
Closed!
What kind of band does a wife have?
A husband!
What happened when Romeo monster meet Juliet monster?
It was love at first fright!
