Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
What’s the richest kind of air?
Billionaire!
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
What goes all around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp!
Why are bowling alleys so quiet?
Because, you can hear a pin drop!
What did one wolf say to another?
Let’s go catch some fast food!
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