I figured out why mailing a letter costs so much.
If you look at how long it takes to deliver the letter, they have to charge for storage.
Why was the stamp neon orange?
Because it wanted to stick out!
What did the rock want to do?
Rock and roll.
What do you call a skinny rock?
Crystalline!
What did the stone eat?
Rock cakes!
What did the rock say to the rolling stone?
Let’s rock and roll!
