Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What did the big tomato say to the little tomato when the little tomato started to slow down while running?
Ketchup!
Why should you never tell a secret on a farm?
Because the corn has ears.
Bert asked his friend Ernie if he wanted some ice cream.
Ernie said: “Sherbert!” (Sure Burt)
Where does a hot dog go after it gets straight A’s?
Honor Roll!
