Why didn’t the first baseman get to dance with Cinderella?
He missed the ball!
What type of ball does a fly eat?
A fly ball!
Why does it get hot after baseball game?
Because all the fans leave!
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base!
Why was the toad afraid to park his car?
He was afraid it would get “toad” away!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: “Unique” up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The “tame” way!