Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he was caught trying to steal 2nd base!
Why was the toad afraid to park his car?
He was afraid it would get “toad” away!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: “Unique” up on him!
Q2: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
The “tame” way!
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
The pig was cleaned.
