How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig fell in the mud.
Want to hear a clean joke?
The pig was cleaned.
Where do cows go on Saturday night?
To the moo-vies.
How do you fix a broken chimp?
With a monkey wrench!
What kind of snake is good at math?
An adder.
