Jokes By Kids

A duck walks into a bar and asked “Got any grapes?” The bartender said “No.” The duck asked him this three more times. The bartender said “No, and if you ask me again I’ll nail your feet to the floor. “The duck asked “You got any nails?” The bartender said “No.”

What is a vampire’s favourite bank?

What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant?

Why do giraffes have such long legs?

What do you call a duck wearing a hat?