What is as big as a brachiosaurus and weighs nothing?
His shadow!
Where does a 400 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere he wants!
What is black and white with red polka dots?
It is a zebra with chicken pox!
Why did the baby bear join the Boy Scouts?
Because he wanted to get into the Cub Scouts!
Why shouldn’t you play games with a cheetah?!
Because they cheat!
Why are monkeys so noisy?
They were raised in a zoo!
