How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb the tree and act like a nut!
A trout asks a shark “what’s cooking?”
The shark replies “YOU!!!”
What did the frog say at the library?
Read it! Read it! Read it!
What is grey, has big ears and has a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!
Jack: Someone said that you look like an owl.
Jill: Who?
Jack: You sound like one too!
What do llamas like to eat?
Llama beans!
