What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I-have-no-eye-deer! (I have no idea!!)
What’s black and white and has wheels?
A giant panda on roller skates!
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside!
How did the frog cross the road?
He hopped across!
What is black and white and rolls?
A skunk rolling down a hill!
What do frogs like to drink?
Croak-a-cola!
