Why are dolphins more clever than humans?
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune!
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident?
No, they do everything on porpoise!
How did Flipper get his name?
Because he keeps on doing flips.
What was the most flexible dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Flex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t around then!
