How did Flipper get his name?
Because he keeps on doing flips.
What was the most flexible dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Flex!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t around then!
What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex!
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?