A customer at a restaurant screamed,”Waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?”
Waiter: Well, ma’am, it looks like the butterfly stroke. Oh, and now he’s doing the dog paddle.
What is a five letter word that becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short!
What did the corn say when it was hot outside?
Nothing, it just popped!
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drum sticks!
What do you call a donkey with three legs?
Wonkey!
What word is always spelled incorrect in the dictionary ?
Incorrect!
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