What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink! (Extinct)
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card!
What dinosaur was a photographer?
A camrasaurus!
Which dinosaur is the smartest?
Thesaurus!
Why did the dinosaur put on a bandage?
He had a dino-sore!
