What do you get when you cross a hen and a hotel?
A chick-inn!
How does a rhino pay for dinner?
He charges!
What did the mama zombie say to the teenage zombie?
Don’t roll your eyes at me!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
FSH!
Have you ever heard about the lunch race ?
The lettuce was a head, and the tomato was trying to ketchup!
Where did the captain do his business?
On the poop deck!
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