Where do basketball players go to breakfast?
Dunkin’ Donuts!
What was the teddy bear after Thanksgiving dinner?
Stuffed!
I was talking to my friend and her nose was red and I asked her why. She said she sniffed a brose. I said “There’s no B in rose!”
She said, “There was in the one I just sniffed!”
Why did the person eat the tomato salad?
Because the wanted to be FRESH!
Why did Batman lose his pants?
Because he only wears underwear!
What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Perry!
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