Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they’d be called be bagels.
Why do bees not need cars?
They like taking the buzz!
What runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot, ’cause you can always catch a cold!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
Because his daddy was a mummy!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
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