There is a one-story house. In it is a chair, a stove, a kitchen and a living room. Where are the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one-story house.
What did the doctor say to the invisible man?
Sorry, I can’t see you right now!
What are the pipes at the police station made of?
Copper!
What do you call a lumberjack wolf?
A timber wolf!
Why was the calendar excited?
Because it had a date!
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator door?
Close the door; I’m dressing!
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