Three ants were walking in a line.
First ant: There are two ants walking behind me.
Second ant: There is one ant walking behind me.
Third ant said: There are two ants coming behind me.
Can you guess why the third ant said that?
Because it lied!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hisssssstory
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What dance does a Trampoline do?
Hip-Hop
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?
PETER PANTS….MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY, YOU PEE’D YOUR PANTS!
Why do pandas have two black eyes?
Because they are the worst at fighting!
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