What makes music on your head?
A head band!
What did the rock want to do?
Rock and roll.
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?
At jam sessions!
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
A lawnMOOer!
What did the farmer call the cow that had no milk?
An udder failure.
Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they are suckers!
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