What do you call an angry rabbit in the sun?
A Hot Cross Bunny!
Why did the orange stop half way up the hill?
Because he ran out of juice!!
Why did the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)
It has a mouth but can’t eat. What is it?
A river!
What do you call moose with a wig?
A woose!
Why should a banana put lotion on?
So its skin doesn’t peel!
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