How is a flee different than an elephant?
An elephant can have flees but a flee can’t have elephants!
Why does the hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn’t know the words to the song?
What bill can you pull out of air?
Billion Air!
How do you know flowers have a mouth?
How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on!
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