Why do refrigerators hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Who?
Who Who?
You’re not an owl!!
What animal is best for a banker?
A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)
What’s a cop’s favorite food?
Corn on the cop!
What did one pair of scissors say to the other when getting ready for a party?
You better sharpen up a bit!
Where does a bee go to the bathroom?
The beepee station! (BP station) Get it?
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