What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hisssssstory
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What dance does a Trampoline do?
Hip-Hop
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?
PETER PANTS….MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY, YOU PEE’D YOUR PANTS!
Why do pandas have two black eyes?
Because they are the worst at fighting!
Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?
He didn’t want to fall in the hot chocolate!
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