Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from a bank?
So he could make a clean getaway!
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snowbank!
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved!!!
What does a pig do after school on a Friday?
Hamwork!
A cute child was sitting down to eat breakfast. Her mom got out some Cheerios. When the girl’s father came into the kitchen for his cup of coffee, the girl looked up and said,
“Look what I got, Daddy! Donut seeds!”
What do you get when you cross a rock star and a turtle?
A hard rocker
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