Cookery teacher:I hope I didn’t see you sneaking a bit of dough!
Pupil:I hope you didn’t either.
What do you call and old person from Portugal?
A Portugeezer!
What washes up on really small beaches?
Micro-waves!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
A panda with a sun burn!
What did Delaware?
Her New Jersey!
What do road crews use at the north pole?
Snow cones!
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