WHY DOES SAND GET WET?
BECAUSE THE SEA WEED!
What do you call a cow that doesn’t like milk?
Lactose intolerant!
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
What goes over mountains, through forests and has fish in it?
A bear!
What is the best kind of computer bug?
Spiders . . . they make the best “web” sites.
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