Why did the elephant sit on a fence?
It was time to fix it!
What did the owner say when the dog ran away?
Doggone!
Why is Elsa of Frozen not allowed to have a balloon?
A.Because she will let it go!
Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
What do you call a bunch of stamps running?
A stamp-peed!!!
Why did the banana go to the doctor
It didn’t peel well!
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