What runs faster, hot or cold?
Hot, ’cause you can always catch a cold!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork chop!
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
Because his daddy was a mummy!
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
There is a one-story house. In it is a chair, a stove, a kitchen and a living room. Where are the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one-story house.
What did the doctor say to the invisible man?
Sorry, I can’t see you right now!
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