What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
What did the balloon say to the pin?
Hey buster!
Why can’t pirates play cards?
They are sitting on the deck!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
What do you give an ant that won’t stop crying?
Anti-depress-ant!
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